The Best Man Speech

Should you ever find yourself in the position as a gentleman to give the Best Man Speech at your best bud's rehearsal dinner, never forget to make it as memorable, heartfelt, and embarrassing for him as possible.  And of course, always put hours of thought into what you're going to say to avoid stumbling aimlessly through an odiously forgettable monologue.  Need help? You're in luck, because here's a copy of the speech I'll be giving next weekend at my best mate's special day:

 Flawless.  Cheers!

NOTE: I cannot accurately relate the amount of sarcasm in this post.  Please don't take this to heart if you're actually planning on delivering a best man speech.  Instead, get your tips from a more serious post, like this one.


  1. Do it! You could actually deliver it lol

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