A simple question to be sure. Yet the answer is far from effortless. I believe I speak for all gentlemen (with the possible exception of James Dean, John Hamm, and that Robert Pattingson guy who were all born with god-like, perfect locks) when I say that all of us at one time or another have been plagued with the wretched dilemma of what to do with the unsightly growth mound atop our heads. Curly, straight, wavy, receding all seem to work against us at the least opportune moments of life, tempting us all incessantly to just take it all off and be done with it. Yet somehow, we manage to fight through for the off chance that tomorrow may be that bi-yearly good hair day. So for those of us determined to gain the victory over our ravenous, rebellious coifs, I've compiled the absolute basic rules for bringing every gentleman as close to harmony with his mane as possible.
#1: Love Thy Barber As Thyself
Once I got old enough to pay someone other than my mother to cut my dynamic do, I made the awful mistake of never returning to the same barber/stylist/follicle technician or what have you. While there's certainly nothing wrong with shopping around for the right man with a set of clippers, in my experience it led to some horrendously bad haircuts--the kind on which you spend hours making it look like you don't care and meant to butcher it to this extreme. Finally, after years of being a salon tramp, I found a stylist who delivers a fantastic cut and intelligent conversation in a convenient 15 minute package for the right price. I guess what I'm getting at is, settle down. Find a barber who treats you right and stick with him for life--it take all the stress out of the ordeal when you don't have to worry about planning events two-weeks after a possible disaster of a buzz.
#2 Don't Park on the Wrong Trend
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#3 Keep it Sharp, and Classic
head shape). See Steve McQueen in The Great Escape, JFK in the 60s, or the close-cropped do's rocked by everyone from Jason Statham to Justin Timberlake. Remember: Fashion may come and go, but style never dies. Watch your head gentleman, and keep it as sharp on the outside as it is on the inside.