The Watch That Ends the Universe — by Blake on Tuesday, September 16, 2014

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I'd be lying if I said I even have the slightest idea how to write a blog post anymore. The past few months have been nothing shor...

Summer Grooming Tips Inspired by Some Bears I Saw At the Zoo — by Blake on Wednesday, June 4, 2014

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"Oh! Check 'em out, he's just like Baloo from The Jungle Book !" For once, the hoard of selfie-taking, gorilla-impers...

Confessions of a Nostalgic: Back in the Day — by Blake on Tuesday, April 8, 2014

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I'm quite sure I've got the buffest eyeballs on the planet... ...because an entire childhood of rolling them at the merest men...

Thank God It's Friday Tieday — by Blake on Wednesday, January 29, 2014

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Happy 2014, everyone!  Yes, yes I know it's nearly the end of the first 1/12 of our Earth's annual outrageous 29.78 km/s jolt ...